You grab Smothers by the tie and slam his head on the table. "Evacuate the polar bears! Evacuate the bears!!" you scream in his ear.
Smothers whimpers, unsure what to do. You pull out a pistol and blow his head away. His brains splatter onto the window. "Gotcha, suckers!" you cry. You proceed to transfer Smothers' funds into your account at the Panama Bank. Unfortunately for you, a portcullis shuts down over the exit. You are trapped!
Do you...?
Pull out your pipe and take a smoke.
Open a wormhole.
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