You tell Mr Smothers all about your insomnia. He asks about your childhood experiences at school and your parents. You first tell about the time you flushed cement mix down the toilet in the teacher's bathroom. Then there was the time you told everybody about how you found out the assistant principal was a gay stripper at night.
Soon Mr Smothers suggests that your insomnia might have been caused by your assistant principal. Well since the assistant principal had to find a new job, he decided to be an occupational therapist. Wait a minute! The assistant principal had to change his name due to the scandal. He changed it to MR. SMOTHERS!
You hope he doesn't realize this but it's too late. He recognizes your face. Do you...?
Punch Mr. Smothers in the face.
Apologize and say you were just a kid then.
Tell him you were just acting out because of another startling incident when you were even younger.
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