"I've got children at home..." you begin.
"Say no more!" Mr. Smothers interjects, his hand in air. "You deserve all that is coming to you, and more!"
You don't like the possible insinuation behind his last comment, but you figure this means you got your raise. You sneer and Smothers' assistant as you walk out the door. That's right, I deserve this, not you!
You go straight to the bowling alley, your usual spot, and tell all the gals the good news. They shower you with praise, as you expect. But can they be trusted? Only time will tell. You don't like the look on Marge's face, and Sally, with the lopsided giggle has always been after your dog.
Do you...?
Ask Mr. Smothers for help fixing your car?
Purchase a top hat?
Tell Mr. Smothers a sad story about your lizard?
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